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[edit] Hector Smith

	Hecter Cast out your sins and burn them in the pits of the Abyss smith
	Race	Gender	Class and Level
	Human (he claims)	Male	Cleric level 10
	Best known for... A face once seen never forgotten no mater how hard you try. And a body odour that hangs round longer than an OAP waiting for the post office to open.

Hector Cast-Out-Thy-Sins-And-Burn-Them-In-The-Pits-Of-The-Abyss Smith (changed by deed poll at 23), or just "Smith" to those few people that talk to him. Smith has lived a life of isolation and alcohol after his long period of service in the service of southern Hosk. He is still haunted by the minotaur wars that left him physically and emotionally scarred, although some would argue that he was a bit of a bastard long before then.

"My mom an pop tawt me not to jujj peepel jussed coz ov wot dey luk lyk. I fink a gud egg-zampell ov dis iz Smiff. I firsed met im in da Wisselin Fish, eee cuddent matsh me drink for drink, but dat didunt stop im tryin mosed nyts. Wen I got my nu job I off-ed im a job in my Sittee-Wotsh, an eee prooved to be kwyt gud at it."

— Noman

"People are often surprised when I tell them that I am a big fan of Smith's, but its true. He helps me spread the word of Chislev by destroying faith in Saint Cuthbert."

— Schallat

"He's dat crazy priest! Man, dat boy is ugly!"

— Hank

"Eat mace heratic!"

— Smith

"What do you mean he has returned from his last mission for the church? Send him on another one before any one notices that he is one of ours, and this time make it harder. Hopefully he won't come back this time."

— Head Deacon Of the Church Of St Cuthbert

"I was on the recieving end of one of Smiths religious debates once. It was worse then being mugged."

— Annonimous