Smith's Hamatula

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"Interesting that they call it MY bleeding Hamatula. I seem to recall it was after that wretched witch hunter until a picked the wrong card from that fucking deck of many things. Thrice damned things squeezes like a vice."

— Smith

"Anything can be found if you search the planes for long enough - even a creature that wants to hug Smith."

— Schallat

"SSSSSMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

— Smith's Hamatula